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Task Force Franktown, Indiana – The Franktown Police Department has formed its very first Task Force to fight crime in that city. This newly formed Task Force was the brainchild of Chief Martin, Franktown’s fourth […]

A tough pill to swallow Richmond, Pennsylvania – In what can only be described as “ironic”, an internal affairs officer in Richmond, Pennsylvania has been kicked off Facebook. And it wasn’t for lewd or offensive […]

(Article updated on 1/31/18) An American Hero Virginia – What a better way to kick off Super Bowl Week then honor one of our own heroes, Captain Charlie Watson. Captain Watson will be retiring today […]

Dateless in Seattle Washington – A cop in Seattle, Washington has started his own dating site. With a catch. It’s for cops only. Well, sort of. After striking out on the more popular dating sites […]

A rare occurrence  Jamestown, Minnesota –  It is being reported that a Jamestown K-9 Officer, while working his regular tour of duty, was forced to take a crime report on Saturday during an exceptionally busy […]

So much wisdom Topsail, Virginia – Everyone knows how important it is to have a mentor. You know, that older friend or co-worker who has essentially seen it all. A new program in Topsail, Virginia […]

First female cop Backwoods, Alabama – The fifty officer department in Backwoods, Alabama has hired its first female officer in the departments history. The new girl cop, Mary Sinclair, who holds two Masters Degrees, was […]

Modern Policing Jackson, Vermont – In a controversial new policing strategy, a squad of officers from Jackson, Vermont will try out a pilot program that allows them to work from home. They have already completed […]

Budget Crisis Clarkesville, Maryland – Many police agencies across the country have felt the sting of budget restrictions dating back to the housing crisis of 2007. Economists have long since established that we are clear […]