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Veteran Cop Quits Force to Caddie for Son on PGA Tour

July 7, 2017 Sarge 1

A dream in the making Blacksburg, Virginia – A cop in Virginia, with only 2 years left until retirement, has quit the force to become a full time Caddie for his son on the PGA […]

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“The Task Force to Combat Crime” Formed By Chief In Indiana

July 7, 2017 Sarge 0

Task Force Franktown, Indiana – The Franktown Police Department has formed its very first Task Force to fight crime in that city. This newly formed Task Force was the brainchild of Chief Martin, Franktown’s fourth […]

IA Cop Kicked Off Facebook
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Internal Affairs Officer in Pennsylvania gets Kicked Off Facebook

July 4, 2017 Sarge 4

A tough pill to swallow Richmond, Pennsylvania – In what can only be described as “ironic”, an internal affairs officer in Richmond, Pennsylvania has been kicked off Facebook. And it wasn’t for lewd or offensive […]

army reservist cop
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Army Reservist Cop Retires After 25 years, Only 2 Spent with PD

July 3, 2017 Sarge 10

(Article updated on 1/31/18) An American Hero Virginia – What a better way to kick off Super Bowl Week then honor one of our own heroes, Captain Charlie Watson. Captain Watson will be retiring today […]

Cops in Love
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Officer in Seattle Starts Dating Site For Cops

July 1, 2017 Sarge 16

Dateless in Seattle Washington – A cop in Seattle, Washington has started his own dating site. With a catch. It’s for cops only. Well, sort of. After striking out on the more popular dating sites […]

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Cop in Virginia Starts New Controversial Workout Craze

June 27, 2017 Sarge 7

A heavy burden Virginia – A cop in Virginia finally hit rock bottom with his weight issues and decided to do something drastic. “I got tired of coming to work every day knowing that the […]

K-9
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K-9 Officer Forced to Take Crime Report

June 23, 2017 Sarge 2

A rare occurrence  Jamestown, Minnesota –  It is being reported that a Jamestown K-9 Officer, while working his regular tour of duty, was forced to take a crime report on Saturday during an exceptionally busy […]

Mentor
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23 Year Old Cop Mentors Rookie

June 20, 2017 Sarge 0

So much wisdom Topsail, Virginia – Everyone knows how important it is to have a mentor. You know, that older friend or co-worker who has essentially seen it all. A new program in Topsail, Virginia […]

Mary
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Town in Alabama Hires First Female Officer

June 9, 2017 Sarge 1

First female cop Backwoods, Alabama – The fifty officer department in Backwoods, Alabama has hired its first female officer in the departments history. The new girl cop, Mary Sinclair, who holds two Masters Degrees, was […]

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Cops in Vermont Allowed to Work From Home

June 8, 2017 Sarge 1

Modern Policing Jackson, Vermont – In a controversial new policing strategy, a squad of officers from Jackson, Vermont will try out a pilot program that allows them to work from home. They have already completed […]

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