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The Incident New Orleans, LA – Shocking comments from potential 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren unveiled the “hard truth about the criminal justice system” in America, saying it’s “racist.. Front to Back.” Elizabeth Warren […]

Shots fired! United Press of America – In the latest fad to sweep the internet, Lip Syncing Lothario’s in blue have captured the attention of America! It all started innocently enough a few weeks ago from […]

If you can’t beat em’… Washington, D.C. – In a shocking revelation, reports are flooding in that the former first lady and runner-up finisher in the 2016 presidential election is secretly training to become a […]

It’s a calling Richmond, Virginia – Steve Danforth, a recent graduate of the Richmond Police Academy, doesn’t mind telling people that he is a police officer. Especially at parties or other social gatherings. This goes […]

Fore! Augusta, Georgia – In yet another incident that defies all logic, Tiger Woods has now received a lifetime ban from the hallowed grounds of Augusta National Golf Club, site of the Masters Golf Tournament […]

San Clemente, California –  One of the most incredible stories of survival you will ever hear has just come out on the news wire. Many who first learn of the event are still shaking their heads in disbelief. Officer Mike Bare […]

Black Rock, Montana – Two 19-year-old men, dressed up and posing as federal police agents, went door to door yesterday in  Black Rock, Montana, trying to confiscate firearms from each resident. Meant as a joke, […]

United Press Corps – After the latest tragedy and school shooting, a national poll has revealed that most Americans are hoping that North Korea would resume threatening the US mainland. Since the latest mass school […]

Making bank Bartonsville, Virginia – A developing story is beginning to gain traction in a medium-sized police agency in Virginia for all the wrong reasons. It appears that an officer with the Bartonsville Police Department […]

An invader Mansville, Virginia – A local cop can now add “warrior” next to his name when mentioned in the law enforcement community. It was learned that Officer Paul Messner, a uniform cop working day […]