Field Stories
FTO: The Real Horse Whisperer
Field story brought to you by FTO Ron Goodpaster The Call There I was, a salty veteran street cop who was assigned to shape young minds and teach them the job. The mighty FTO. There […]
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Cops Lip Syncing: A Final Farewell
The Devil’s In The Dance Moves Is the Salty Sarge the only cop in America to vehemently oppose seeing cops lip syncing like pre-teens in a talent show? I think not based on recent feedback […]
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Bold Predictions In Policing For 2018
Future shock Nostradamus has nothing on my ability to see into the future, especially if that future involves cops. Sure, he correctly predicted the first and second World Wars, the French Revolution, the Kennedy assassination […]
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Arming Students At One School Pays Off, Sort Of
Sign of the times Batesville, Ohio – In reaction to the latest mass shootings that have spread across our country, an elementary school in Ohio has declared “enough”. That’s why an active shooter at their […]
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Cop Placed on Administrative Leave for Not Bitching Enough
Anomaly Springfield, Georgia – In a rare case that has Internal Affairs officers baffled, an officer in this small Georgia police department has been placed on admin leave pending an investigation. In a 6 month-long clandestine […]
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Cop Blocked: Cops No Longer to Enforce Laws or Investigate Murders
Stafford, Arizona – Fed up with the growing trend of police brutality and other social injustices portrayed by the media, the town of Stafford, Arizona has decided they have had enough. The police in this city […]
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Public Enemy #1: What One Town Did To Stop The Madness
So much privilege Glendale, Virginia – Local authorities and police in the northern Virginia city of Glendale have begun the controversial task of rounding up all white males for re-education training. This comes after the […]
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Property Sergeant Becomes Everyone’s Best Friend
Zero to hero Virginia- In an effort to learn and understand the culture which drives the actions of police, a medium sized southern police department in Virginia has offered up an interesting facet of police […]
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Simple Tips To Keep You From Being Shot By A Policeman On A Traffic Stop
Womp,womp! (Article updated 5/29/18) Other than responding to domestic fight calls, traffic stops are the most dangerous part of a cops job. This article is NOT about cops surviving a traffic stop. It’s about YOU, […]
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Cop Recalls Most Horrific Crash Scene He Ever Investigated
A horrible scene Recently I have been asked, by more than one of my rabid followers, to tell and write about more of the experiences I have had during my career as a cop. Initially I was […]