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FTO: The Real Horse Whisperer

September 9, 2018 Sarge 4

Field story brought to you by FTO Ron Goodpaster The Call There I was, a salty veteran street cop who was assigned to shape young minds and teach them the job.  The mighty FTO. There […]

Cops Lip Syncing
Commentary

Cops Lip Syncing: A Final Farewell

August 15, 2018 Sarge 5

The Devil’s In The Dance Moves Is the Salty Sarge the only cop in America to vehemently oppose seeing cops lip syncing like pre-teens in a talent show? I think not based on recent feedback […]

Humor

Bold Predictions In Policing For 2018

December 19, 2017 Sarge 0

Future shock Nostradamus has nothing on my ability to see into the future, especially if that future involves cops. Sure, he correctly predicted the first and second World Wars, the French Revolution, the Kennedy assassination […]

6 year old shooter
Humor

Arming Students At One School Pays Off, Sort Of

November 20, 2017 Sarge 0

Sign of the times Batesville, Ohio – In reaction to the latest mass shootings that have spread across our country, an elementary school in Ohio has declared “enough”. That’s why an active shooter at their […]

Cop Not Complaining
Humor

Cop Placed on Administrative Leave for Not Bitching Enough

October 25, 2017 Sarge 7

Anomaly  Springfield, Georgia – In a rare case that has Internal Affairs officers baffled, an officer in this small Georgia police department has been placed on admin leave pending an investigation. In a 6 month-long clandestine […]

Humor

Cop Blocked: Cops No Longer to Enforce Laws or Investigate Murders

October 21, 2017 Sarge 29

Stafford, Arizona – Fed up with the growing trend of police brutality and other social injustices portrayed by the media, the town of Stafford, Arizona has decided they have had enough. The police in this city […]

White Males Round Up
Humor

Public Enemy #1: What One Town Did To Stop The Madness

October 12, 2017 Sarge 2

So much privilege  Glendale, Virginia – Local authorities and police in the northern Virginia city of Glendale have begun the controversial task of rounding up all white males for re-education training. This comes after the […]

Hero
Humor

Property Sergeant Becomes Everyone’s Best Friend

October 11, 2017 Sarge 0

Zero to hero Virginia- In an effort to learn and understand the culture which drives the actions of police, a medium sized southern police department in Virginia has offered up an interesting facet of police […]

Cop No More
Humor

Simple Tips To Keep You From Being Shot By A Policeman On A Traffic Stop

October 3, 2017 Sarge 7

Womp,womp! (Article updated 5/29/18) Other than responding to domestic fight calls, traffic stops are the most dangerous part of a cops job. This article is NOT about cops surviving a traffic stop. It’s about YOU, […]

Crash Scene
Humor

Cop Recalls Most Horrific Crash Scene He Ever Investigated

September 18, 2017 Sarge 0

A horrible scene Recently I have been asked, by more than one of my rabid followers, to tell and write about more of the experiences I have had during my career as a cop. Initially I was […]

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