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Month: June 2017

domestic assault
Informational

Domestic Assault: The One Call Every Cop Hates

June 28, 2017 Sarge 1

Domestic Violence Okay listen up. Although I have been a cop longer than some of you have been on this earth, I started out the same as you. Dumb to the ways of the world […]

fat cop
Humor

Cop in Virginia Starts New Controversial Workout Craze

June 27, 2017 Sarge 7

A heavy burden Virginia – A cop in Virginia finally hit rock bottom with his weight issues and decided to do something drastic. “I got tired of coming to work every day knowing that the […]

Commentary

3 Leadership Traits to Avoid When Supervising Street Cops

June 25, 2017 Sarge 22

Leadership 101 For obvious reasons, I cannot divulge which agency or specific names of officers that I work with. It wouldn’t make much of a difference anyway. Leadership, both good and bad, isn’t isolated to […]

K-9
Humor

K-9 Officer Forced to Take Crime Report

June 23, 2017 Sarge 2

A rare occurrence  Jamestown, Minnesota –  It is being reported that a Jamestown K-9 Officer, while working his regular tour of duty, was forced to take a crime report on Saturday during an exceptionally busy […]

Mentor
Humor

23 Year Old Cop Mentors Rookie

June 20, 2017 Sarge 0

So much wisdom Topsail, Virginia – Everyone knows how important it is to have a mentor. You know, that older friend or co-worker who has essentially seen it all. A new program in Topsail, Virginia […]

9-11-01
Informational

Are We Ready for the Next 9/11?

June 15, 2017 Sarge 15

Are we ready for the next 9/11? Let me begin with a warning. This is heavy stuff here. This article will evoke several emotions, all at the same time. I suggest you read it once […]

cop marriage
Humor

Why Cops Suck at Marriage: The Top 3 Reasons

June 12, 2017 Sarge 114

“Through sickness and in health”.. (Article updated 12/30/17) Ah, that moment when you know it’s right. You couldn’t possibly imagine a life without him or her. You have searched your whole life to find that […]

Mary
Humor

Town in Alabama Hires First Female Officer

June 9, 2017 Sarge 1

First female cop Backwoods, Alabama – The fifty officer department in Backwoods, Alabama has hired its first female officer in the departments history. The new girl cop, Mary Sinclair, who holds two Masters Degrees, was […]

work from home
Humor

Cops in Vermont Allowed to Work From Home

June 8, 2017 Sarge 1

Modern Policing Jackson, Vermont – In a controversial new policing strategy, a squad of officers from Jackson, Vermont will try out a pilot program that allows them to work from home. They have already completed […]

cops lawn service
Humor

Police Agency in Maryland to Offer Discounted Lawn Service

June 6, 2017 Sarge 1

Budget Crisis Clarkesville, Maryland – Many police agencies across the country have felt the sting of budget restrictions dating back to the housing crisis of 2007. Economists have long since established that we are clear […]

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