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Area Woman Outsmarts Traffic Cop, Beats Ticket In Court

January 1, 2018 Sarge 1

Lead foot  Amherst, Virginia – In a breaking story that has many in the law enforcement community baffled, a local woman has been cited for speeding. Even though she repeatedly told the officer that she […]

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Bold Predictions In Policing For 2018

December 19, 2017 Sarge 0

Future shock Nostradamus has nothing on my ability to see into the future, especially if that future involves cops. Sure, he correctly predicted the first and second World Wars, the French Revolution, the Kennedy assassination […]

Cop Christmas
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A Cop Christmas Story

December 13, 2017 Sarge 3

It’s a wonderful life Ahhh. That time of year when everyone gets to gather around the tree and open presents. A time when loved ones come to drink eggnog, get drunk and commit various acts […]

PTSD
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Cop Fired After Taking His Own Life

December 8, 2017 Sarge 4

Officer fired for killing himself (AP) – Jackson, WY Officer Steven Matthews was terminated from the Brown River Police Department today for killing himself. City officials explained it was a “complicated” matter but wished Officer […]

6 year old shooter
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Arming Students At One School Pays Off, Sort Of

November 20, 2017 Sarge 0

Sign of the times Batesville, Ohio – In reaction to the latest mass shootings that have spread across our country, an elementary school in Ohio has declared “enough”. That’s why an active shooter at their […]

Cop Not Complaining
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Cop Placed on Administrative Leave for Not Bitching Enough

October 25, 2017 Sarge 7

Anomaly  Springfield, Georgia – In a rare case that has Internal Affairs officers baffled, an officer in this small Georgia police department has been placed on admin leave pending an investigation. In a 6 month-long clandestine […]

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Cop Blocked: Cops No Longer to Enforce Laws or Investigate Murders

October 21, 2017 Sarge 29

Stafford, Arizona – Fed up with the growing trend of police brutality and other social injustices portrayed by the media, the town of Stafford, Arizona has decided they have had enough. The police in this city […]

White Males Round Up
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Public Enemy #1: What One Town Did To Stop The Madness

October 12, 2017 Sarge 2

So much privilege  Glendale, Virginia – Local authorities and police in the northern Virginia city of Glendale have begun the controversial task of rounding up all white males for re-education training. This comes after the […]

Hero
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Property Sergeant Becomes Everyone’s Best Friend

October 11, 2017 Sarge 0

Zero to hero Virginia- In an effort to learn and understand the culture which drives the actions of police, a medium sized southern police department in Virginia has offered up an interesting facet of police […]

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The Devil Arrested for Obstruction, Files Use of Force Complaint on Officer

September 12, 2017 Sarge 0

A training issue? Toronto, Canada – It looks like our friends to the north are not immune to rampant excessive force allegations on their officers. What was once thought of as just an American policing issue […]

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