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Month: October 2017

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Informational

From Painkillers to Heroin: A Cops Perspective On An American Tragedy

October 29, 2017 Sarge 1

Comfortably numb I may be a little late on this one but this topic bothers me. A lot. About five years ago, while assigned as a violent crimes detective in our agency, it began. People […]

Suicide
Informational

Suicide by Cop: Why Are So Many Cops Taking Their Own Lives

October 27, 2017 Sarge 5

Cop killer As I have mentioned a thousand times before, cops have a sick and twisted sense of humor. I know I do. “At least my kids live with me” or “that’s not what your […]

Cop Not Complaining
Humor

Cop Placed on Administrative Leave for Not Bitching Enough

October 25, 2017 Sarge 7

Anomaly  Springfield, Georgia – In a rare case that has Internal Affairs officers baffled, an officer in this small Georgia police department has been placed on admin leave pending an investigation. In a 6 month-long clandestine […]

Humor

Cop Blocked: Cops No Longer to Enforce Laws or Investigate Murders

October 21, 2017 Sarge 29

Stafford, Arizona – Fed up with the growing trend of police brutality and other social injustices portrayed by the media, the town of Stafford, Arizona has decided they have had enough. The police in this city […]

White Males Round Up
Humor

Public Enemy #1: What One Town Did To Stop The Madness

October 12, 2017 Sarge 2

So much privilege  Glendale, Virginia – Local authorities and police in the northern Virginia city of Glendale have begun the controversial task of rounding up all white males for re-education training. This comes after the […]

Hero
Humor

Property Sergeant Becomes Everyone’s Best Friend

October 11, 2017 Sarge 0

Zero to hero Virginia- In an effort to learn and understand the culture which drives the actions of police, a medium sized southern police department in Virginia has offered up an interesting facet of police […]

Pre-Work Routine
Uncategorized

5 Daily Rituals of A Uniform Cop

October 9, 2017 Sarge 19

Creatures of habit They say that human beings are mostly creatures of habit. I never really believed in that way of thinking. I have always prided myself on the old Marine Corps adage of; Improvise, […]

Mass Shooter
Uncategorized

Murder by Numbers: How to Build A Mass Shooter

October 6, 2017 Sarge 1

Houston, we have a problem… I don’t want to do this. I have literally been losing sleep over it. It was about 4 am Monday morning when I received a message from my brother who […]

Cop No More
Humor

Simple Tips To Keep You From Being Shot By A Policeman On A Traffic Stop

October 3, 2017 Sarge 7

Womp,womp! (Article updated 5/29/18) Other than responding to domestic fight calls, traffic stops are the most dangerous part of a cops job. This article is NOT about cops surviving a traffic stop. It’s about YOU, […]

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