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Why Cops Suck at Marriage: The Top 3 Reasons

June 12, 2017 Sarge 114

“Through sickness and in health”.. (Article updated 12/30/17) Ah, that moment when you know it’s right. You couldn’t possibly imagine a life without him or her. You have searched your whole life to find that […]

Mary
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Town in Alabama Hires First Female Officer

June 9, 2017 Sarge 1

First female cop Backwoods, Alabama – The fifty officer department in Backwoods, Alabama has hired its first female officer in the departments history. The new girl cop, Mary Sinclair, who holds two Masters Degrees, was […]

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Cops in Vermont Allowed to Work From Home

June 8, 2017 Sarge 1

Modern Policing Jackson, Vermont – In a controversial new policing strategy, a squad of officers from Jackson, Vermont will try out a pilot program that allows them to work from home. They have already completed […]

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Police Agency in Maryland to Offer Discounted Lawn Service

June 6, 2017 Sarge 1

Budget Crisis Clarkesville, Maryland – Many police agencies across the country have felt the sting of budget restrictions dating back to the housing crisis of 2007. Economists have long since established that we are clear […]

SWAT Operator
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SWAT Team Operator Acquitted of Triple Murder

June 5, 2017 Sarge 15

Jury acquits officer Huber, Virginia-In a controversial case in a small town in Virginia, a jury has acquitted an officer of triple murder. The trial, which lasted for 7 weeks, saw over 100 witnesses testify […]

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Hospice and the Undead

May 27, 2017 Sarge 6

Cops use humor to cope The vast majority of cops use humor to cope with the heaviness of the job. Cops can be quite brutal with each other in an open forum. To the casual […]

FNG
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FNG: Why You Never Give Free Rides While On Duty

May 27, 2017 Sarge 0

The sea-bag Two things every rookie officer learns real fast; 1. Everybody lies 2. You are not a free taxi service I had to learn both. The hard way. I had screwed up. Real bad. […]

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Survey Reveals Shocking Truth About Policing in America

May 27, 2017 Sarge 3

Who would have thought..   The shocking results of a police survey conducted in a medium sized police department in Virginia have just been published. Police surveys across the United States have increased recently in an […]

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3 Reasons Why Cops Hate Firemen

May 27, 2017 Sarge 44

Yes, cops hate firemen I wish it weren’t true but you know the old saying, “some things are true whether you believe them or not”. The same can be said for my wife’s appetite for […]

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