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July 20, 2025
Satire

Police Officer Clings To Life As Wife Spreads Virus

January 22, 2018 Sarge 7

An invader Mansville, Virginia – A local cop can now add “warrior” next to his name when mentioned in the law enforcement community. It was learned that Officer Paul Messner, a uniform cop working day […]

Street Cop
Commentary

The Worst Leaders All Have This One Trait In Common

January 19, 2018 Sarge 15

Scapegoat I have worked in a supervisory capacity as a cop for the better part of 17 years. I have supervised uniform cops, detectives, and even a few civilians. For the most part, cops are […]

Community Policing
Commentary

Why Community Policing And Current Training Programs are Putting Cops At Risk

January 15, 2018 Sarge 25

Warm and fuzzy Many police executives, writers, authors, Chiefs, P.h.d.’s, and bloggers have written exhaustively on the topic of crime reduction and crime reduction strategies. Not so much on the topic of how to put […]

FTO
Commentary

FTO: The Most Important Job In American Policing Today

January 9, 2018 Sarge 5

Everything else is second A lot of cops, and those who support cops, are always asking me what jobs and assignments I have had in my career. In several of my articles these questions are […]

Grandma Beats ticket
Satire

Area Woman Outsmarts Traffic Cop, Beats Ticket In Court

January 1, 2018 Sarge 1

Lead foot  Amherst, Virginia – In a breaking story that has many in the law enforcement community baffled, a local woman has been cited for speeding. Even though she repeatedly told the officer that she […]

High Ranking Cop
Commentary

The Police Promotion Process and Cops Who Chase Rank

December 27, 2017 Sarge 17

Yes sir I have never been one to sugar coat or mince words. Sometimes these words have gotten me in trouble. The trouble always comes from those of rank. More specifically, above my own. Now […]

Humor

Bold Predictions In Policing For 2018

December 19, 2017 Sarge 0

Future shock Nostradamus has nothing on my ability to see into the future, especially if that future involves cops. Sure, he correctly predicted the first and second World Wars, the French Revolution, the Kennedy assassination […]

Cop Christmas
Satire

A Cop Christmas Story

December 13, 2017 Sarge 3

It’s a wonderful life Ahhh. That time of year when everyone gets to gather around the tree and open presents. A time when loved ones come to drink eggnog, get drunk and commit various acts […]

PTSD
Satire

Cop Fired After Taking His Own Life

December 8, 2017 Sarge 4

Officer fired for killing himself (AP) – Jackson, WY Officer Steven Matthews was terminated from the Brown River Police Department today for killing himself. City officials explained it was a “complicated” matter but wished Officer […]

Commentary

Why Cops Continue To Settle For Low Police Pay

December 6, 2017 Sarge 3

A broken and tired cliché Yesterday, while checking my Facebook feed before heading out with the family, I came across yet another police recruiting video. It was like every other typical recruiting video. “Come join […]

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