Field Stories
FTO: The Real Horse Whisperer
Field story brought to you by FTO Ron Goodpaster The Call There I was, a salty veteran street cop who was assigned to shape young minds and teach them the job. The mighty FTO. There […]
Year: 2018
Commentary
Cops Lip Syncing: A Final Farewell
The Devil’s In The Dance Moves Is the Salty Sarge the only cop in America to vehemently oppose seeing cops lip syncing like pre-teens in a talent show? I think not based on recent feedback […]
Commentary
Heartfelt Message From a Police Officer’s Daughter
Salty here. I received this heartfelt message not too long ago. Its from a cop’s daughter who graciously allowed me to share with Salty Sarge Nation. The Heartfelt Message “Hi there, I’ve been wanting to […]
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Elizabeth Warren Arrested After Criminal Justice Comments
The Incident New Orleans, LA – Shocking comments from potential 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren unveiled the “hard truth about the criminal justice system” in America, saying it’s “racist.. Front to Back.” Elizabeth Warren […]
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Gallop Poll Reveals Citizens Still Hate Cops Despite Lip Sync Videos
Shots fired! United Press of America – In the latest fad to sweep the internet, Lip Syncing Lothario’s in blue have captured the attention of America! It all started innocently enough a few weeks ago from […]
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Former Presidential Candidate Secretly Training To Become Police Officer
If you can’t beat em’… Washington, D.C. – In a shocking revelation, reports are flooding in that the former first lady and runner-up finisher in the 2016 presidential election is secretly training to become a […]
Commentary
Officer Safety: 5 Things They Don’t Teach New Cops
It’s about to get real We have all been there. As soon as the fight is over and the flood of adrenaline has abated, we start the internal dialogue. “Man, that guy (or girl) was […]
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New Officer Likes Telling Everyone He’s A Cop
It’s a calling Richmond, Virginia – Steve Danforth, a recent graduate of the Richmond Police Academy, doesn’t mind telling people that he is a police officer. Especially at parties or other social gatherings. This goes […]
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The One Statement You Will Never Hear After A Plane Crash (But Do When A Cop Is Killed)
Cops and airplanes Recently I took a mini vacation to the Outer Banks of North Carolina with my wife and two sons. During our stay, we took a day to visit the Orville and Wilbur […]
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Tiger Takes Swing At Cop, Receives Lifetime Ban From PGA Tour
Fore! Augusta, Georgia – In yet another incident that defies all logic, Tiger Woods has now received a lifetime ban from the hallowed grounds of Augusta National Golf Club, site of the Masters Golf Tournament […]