A break from the norm
Tennessee – In a stunning revelation just discovered this week, a police agency has cause to smile.
It appears that one of the prosecutors for this medium sized police agency in Tennessee has broke the mold when handling cases for the cops in this jurisdiction.
What does this attorney do, you ask, that’s so earth shattering?
He shows up for court prepared.
Even more shocking, some cops say that this prosecutor even has appeared to have read their actual reports and case files.
“At first I thought this guy was pulling my leg, like I was about to see Ashton Kutcher at any moment and punk me,” said Officer Ortega. “But it didn’t take long before I knew that this was no joke.”
One officer, who chose to remain anonymous, revealed that this new prosecutor, Wilbur Jennings, has also displayed another rare quality.
A knowledge of criminal law.
“And he knows how to apply it,” remarked Officer Danforth.
“We know that attorney’s right out of law school are green and aren’t quite ready to work for their daddy’s law firm yet,” said Danforth. “But Wilbur, man, this guy is different, he actually makes me not hate lawyers as much,” confessed Danforth.
A different breed
“I’m a different breed,” said Jennings.
“I know that each of us carries a heavy case load, but so do the officers and detectives,” Jennings asserted.
“And it’s no secret that the prosecutors in this office are just biding their time until they can become partners with their father’s law firm,” said Jennings.
We did a little research and found that Jennings isn’t to far off the mark on that statement.
And there were several other shocking revelations discovered.
The boldest being that they really don’t care about night shift officers. We actually uncovered several emails actually demonstrating this disturbing insight.
A not so shocking revelation
“I can’t wait to see the look on Officer —— face when I tell him his case has been continued,” laughed one of the prosecuting attorney’s through an email chain to his colleagues.
“Email, whose got time to send a stupid email calling them off,” chuckled another prosecutor.
“It makes me just sick to know that my colleagues could be so heartless and cruel to our heroes working the night shift,” Jennings announced apologetically.
“I mean it’s bad enough that 99 percent of us chose this profession for the money but to deny someone sleep is just too much,” Wilbur Jennings trembled while holding back tears.
When asked to respond about the latest email chain of prosecutors ridiculing the cops in his department, Danforth related that he had unfortunately read every one.
“We all know that cops are the red-headed step kids of the criminal justice system but this is ridiculous,” Danforth elucidated further.
Sadly, It’s been rumored that Danforth and his colleagues, despite the efforts of Prosecutor Jennings, have all gone back to hating lawyers again.
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